Emu and Mink Oil


Word is that the fat removed from the back of the hide of emu and mink are amazing conditioning agents. Maybe you’re one of the lucky people out there whose beauty products contain some of this exotic stuff.

Maybe your shaving cream, sunscreen, or hairspray contains emu and mink oil. Maybe you work for PETA and you were so busy throwing sugar, flour or red paint on people who wear fur that you didn’t have the time to research the ingredients that make up your favorite beauty products. In which case we are laughing hysterically at you and the irony of the entire situation. Because I knew that you maniacs were hypocrites all along. But please defenders of animal rights everywhere to make sure you keep pointing your stinky fingers at us and keep using beauty products that contain ingredients from animals that were tortured and slaughtered so you can keep looking amazing.